beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph)

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad)

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(Source: unstartling)

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better