santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(Source: snapchatting)

eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO


(Source: nighttime-blogger)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

Give up, give in, or give it all you got.

my-deepest-regrets:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

This textpost literally just saved my life.

(Source: olympercy)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka)