poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

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I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

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I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time

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degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

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deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

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when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via supreme-asian)