kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka)


sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2)

masturbending:

will you still love me when im no longer young with nice lighting and good filters