slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666)

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??


shittier:

who is she

(Source: cyndaquilz)

i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

(Source: hateruess)

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

surprisebitch:

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(Source: geesehater)

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”


theblacksophisticate:

Lmao!

(Source: sighsomemore)

studip:

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.


misscosmickitty:

trollfacemommy:

akasuna-no-tezka:

shamboob:

dontcallmeliz:

 

What the fuck hahaha

Stealing your man since 1928

goals

I aspire to be just like her when I get older.